Cnstrn'd Writing

Happy New Decade to you all!

The third brother she slept with managed to convince the first that he was actually the second.

• “Kashmir”
  Led Zeppelin
• “Baba O’Riley”
  the Who
• “One Headlight” ….  I know it’s mentioned in the song, but wtf?
  the Wallflowers
• “Song 2″
  Blur
• “Bohemian Rhapsody”  (though this might be thought of as a description)
  Queen
• All Panic! At the Disco songs
• “Chop Suey”  (they could have just called it “When Angels Deserve to Die.”  Who missed that one?  Or was there another song on the album that had that title?)
  System of a Down
• “Fat Lip”
  Sum41
• “Smells like teen spirit”  (Actually, most Nirvana)
  Nirvana
• “Tubthumping”   This should be on all lists.
  Chumbawumba
• “Bullet with Butterfly Wings”
  Smashing Pumpkins
• “Plush”
  Stone Temple Pilots

Any more?

Another age, another area, another animal, authored as ‘Anita’. Anita avoided all, afraid an aspect able accidentally annihilating Anita. An accent… an accent approaches. Await approach, Anita, abide. Augur alert, alarmed!

“Argh!” Anita agonisingly aired as an attacker ate an arm, “Zombies!” Anita alarmed as antagonists assaulted!

… Wait, ‘Zombies’. Crap. Should’ve said ‘Ambulatory, apathetic asleep’ or something.

Ogg play with fire. Ogg die.

For sale.  Baby shoes.  Worn frequently.

rain screams to the ground
wind sighs and moans in the trees
snowflakes seem to laugh

• Furious
• Uncontrollable
• Jerky
• Infectious
• Antedeluvian
• Boxy
• Morbid
• Green
• Maculate
• Extinct
• Gullible
• Disappointing
• Frightened
• Contaminated
• Frequent
• Wooden
• Adequate
• Fixable

Why does the fantasy section in the book shop never contain any novels about playboy models bathing me? It seems like false advertising to me.

Why do some people who use phonetical-equivilancy-letter-word substitution (E.G. y = why) then go on to use punctuation? If the purpose is to save time, hunting for the semi-colon surely takes just as long.

Why, if commiting a felony makes you a felon, does commiting adultary not make you an adultar? And what is an adultar? It sounds like ‘adulting’ someone would be a fun verb.

Why are the seven dwarfs named after descriptions? Either they’re fugitives on the run using alibis, or their parents had remarkable powers of foresight.