November 2008
I think I just misquoted myself
“I really want her to not hate me, but I also really want her to shut up. You can understand the bind I’m in.” — Me to my friend Frank
He is such an upstanding citizen
“We don’t want any drunk people here. So if you’re at this party and you’re drunk, I want you to get in your car right now and drive home.” — Frank Jagear
The Guest Star Strikes Back!
It seems Pixel is still being a lazy bugger about the daily update thing. And so, once more I rip the reigns from his sweating, nervous hands and steer this baby in the direction of an update, loosing several sled dogs in this awkward metaphor. In case you don’t get it, the ‘sled dogs’ are…
Guest Star: Some guy!
Since Pixel has failed his goal of “a post a day”, I figured I should at least make an attempt for the SITE to succeed in that goal. As long as there are 30 posts this month, it all averages out, right? Ladies and gentlemen, some of you know me, some of you don’t. My…
Neo: The Matrix has you…. Sexually.
The Honda dealer— Looking condescendingly: “Bend over,” he says.
You don’t even want to know…
“You can’t have my sperm! I need it!” — Me, two days ago, to a lesbian in Alaska.
Oppressing others is very hard work
“you’re so good at making fun of poor people. it’s impressive.” — Bre K. November 12, 2008
Phone calls at two a.m…
“I just found out that Doritos are made from tortillas! … I just wanted to tell somebody.” — Frank Jagear Nov. 11, 2008
Ironically, he didn't see it coming.